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Ring Of Honor

L'Honneur se dévoile

Win or lose we're having fun
We won't quit until we're done
We got heart when we play
Take you on any day!

Bouncings Souls, Ole (qui est accessoirement le thème song d'El Generico)

 

Depuis un bon moment maintenant, notre Panda de service nous narre les aventures de la ROH. Mais en fait, il y a qui exactement, à la ROH? Voici donc l'indispensable revue de l'effectif de la troisième plus grande fédération américaine!

 

 

 

Mais oui ! Vous là, venez visitez le cirque de l'Honneur! Vous découvrirez tout un tas de créatures extraordinaires comme l'homme baobab et la femme à barbichette velue ! Viendez à la ROH !

 

 

Présentation du roster de la Ring of Honor

 

La mort avant le désHonneur

My Blood. Your Honor
Everyone has a destiny

Hatebreed Before Dishonor

 

Malgré un iPPV sans ceintures mises en jeu, la ROH nous a proposé un spectacle intéressant mettant largement en scène ses nouveaux atouts couplés à ses valeurs sures. A quelques jours des premières retransmissions télé, le Panda nous raconte donc ce qui s'est passé, avec en prime une magnifique vidéo en fin d'article.

 

 

- Qu'est-ce-qu'on s'marre hein ?

- G... G... Gggaaahhh.

 

 

Nalyse de Death Before Dishonor IX

 

L'Honneur dans le meilleur des mondes

You're simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone I've ever met

Tina Turner, Simply the Best

 

Après plusieurs mois d'absence l'Honneur revient à... l'honneur. Petit résumé de la conférence de presse qui a eu lieu le vendredi 24 juin suivi de la nalyse du PPV du dimanche 26 avec bien entendu son résumé vidéo. Il vous gâte le Panda hein ?

 

 

Faut voir.

 

 

Nalyse de Best in the World 2011

 

L'Honneur prend un stage (partie tou)

Aimer, c'est doubler son regard.

Natalie Clifford Barney

 

Après un premier article qui présente le show de vendredi de la ROH lors de la Wrestlemania week, voilà le second papier qui clos le diptyque. Flying Panda nous parle ici de fantastiques matchs tag team, de combats à couper le souffle, mais aussi de la fin d'une ère.

 

 

Une seconde partie ? Wooo !

 

 

Nalyse de Honor Takes Center Stage

du samedi 2 avril

 

 

l'Honneur prend un stage (partie ouane)

Tant de gens échangent volontiers l'honneur contre les honneurs.

Alphonse Karr

 

 

Lors de la Wrestlemania week, les fédérations moins exposées greffent traditionnellement leurs propres shows pour bénéficier de l'exposition astronomique du grandest stage of them all. La ROH ne fait pas exception, loin de là, car elle case non pas un, mais deux shows majeurs lors des deux journées précédant le grand rendez-vous. Et comme à son habitude, le Panda Volant nous fait partager l'évènement avec classe et distinction.

 

 

Pour aller plus haut.

Aller plus haaauuuttt.

 

 

Nalyse de Honor Takes Center Stage

du vendredi 1er avril

 

La prospection de l'Honneur

La jeunesse est une ivresse continuelle; c'est la fièvre de la santé; c'est la folie de la raison.

La Rochefoucauld

 

La troisième féfé américaine a tenu un sacré tournoi qui vient de s'achever. Le but: découvrir les prospects qui feront ses beaux jours dans l'avenir. Amateurs de chair fraîche, le récit qui suit est pour vous.

 

 

Et crois moi qu'on va prospecter. Oh yyyeeeaaahhh !

 

 

Nalyse du ROH Top Prospect Tournament avec d'autres matchs dedans

 

9th Honnorversary

Et encore une bougie de soufflée
Et encore une année de passée-eh-eh-eh
Nous te souhaitons un joyeux anniversaire
Nos voeux de bonheur profonds et sincères

Patrick Sébastien, Joyeux Anniversaire

 

Le Panda vole de show en PPV et revient aujourd'hui nous narrer les surprenantes aventures de la fédération indy number one, la ROH, à l'occasion de 9th Anniversary. Ça bastonne, ça saigne et ça dépote, mais ça n'empêche pas notre chroniqueur d'avoir ressenti comme une lègère pointe de déception. Si vous voulez vous forgez votre avis avant de lire son analyse, la résumé du show en vidéo vous attend en fin d'article.

 

 

9 ans et toutes ses dents !

 

 

Nalyse de 9th Anniversary 2011

 

 

En route pour l'Honneur

Well, I'm so tired of crying, but i'm out
on the road again.
I'm on the road again.

Canned Heat, On the road again

 

Le Panda suspend aujourd'hui son vol et fait son retour pour nous narrer les trépidantes aventures du Ring Of Honor et un mois de février sur la route du 9th Anniversary.

 

 

Ce soir à la ROH c'est "OPEN BAR" !!

 

Nalyse ROH des shows

du 7, 14 et 21 février 2011

 

L'Honneur se cache pour squasher

Sasquatch,
We know your legend's real.
Sasquatch,
We know your love is real.

Tenacious D, Sasquash

 

Nouvelle double review des shows de la fédération la plus honorable du continent nord-américain, par le tout aussi honorable mangeur de bambous des CdC. Et cette semaine, Panda nous parle de squash, dont il semble que la saison vienne d'ouvrir à la ROH.

 

 

Squash on a dit. Pas Sasquatch !

 

 

Nalyse des shows ROH du 24 et du 31 janvier.

 

Les Tag Teams à l' honneur

No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand
Stand by me

Ben E. King, Stand by Me

 

Après la période de Final Battle (ou avant, le cours du temps ayant une façon un peu particulière de se dérouler à la ROH), l'Ursidé Volant revient avec sa grâce coutumière sur les deux derniers épisodes de la plus grosse fédération indy d'Amérique. Le tout dans un épisode mettant largement en valeur les tag teams.

 

 

Les Tag Teams ROH ?

Tu peux pas test' !

 

 

Nalyse ROH du 10 et du 17 janvier

 

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JBL commentant un Giant Swing d'Antonio Cesaro sur l'un des frères Uso.

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Bad Influence

"Having watched that… I regret the doctors in Canada saving my life.”
Jerry Lawler, après le segment où Mae Young a accouché d'Hornswoggle.

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Brock Lesnar

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Paul Heyman, sur Twitter

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Le Miz, Hell in a Cell

"Can you figure that? She's not able to get a date! I mean, even Natalya is able to get a date!"
Eve à propos de Layla

"I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
Damien Sandow, à DX.

"Apparently, giants can win the Super Bowl, but not matches at WrestleMania. You’re like ‘The Reverse Undertaker’. Who are you going to lose to this year? The boxer or the sumo wrestler?”"
Cody Rhodes au Big Show

"The Kliq is back, which is kind of ironic because "click" is the noise the audience's remote control makes every time Kevin Nash pops up on their TV screen."
CM Punk

"It's a conspiracy! C... O... N.... Spiracy!"
R-Truth

"I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
CM Punk

"These people are not Jimmies. They are the greatest fans in the world!"
John Cena, à R-Truth qui venait de qualifier le public de Raw de "Little Jimmies".

"Can you imagine if Sheamus wins this thing? I mean, the international ramifications, I mean the buyrate, I’m talking about the demographic change and everything? If Sheamus wins this match, it will be huge, not only for him but for the Smackdown brand."
Booker T., pendant un Title Match opposant le champion poids lourds Randy Orton à Sheamus.

"When I’m done with him, he’s gonna have barbecue sauce fueling out from his belly button like a geyser."
Michael Cole à propos de Jim Ross

"The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "can you smell what the Rock is cookin?"... all the way to "You can't see me"? You can't see me, what are you, playing peek-a-boo? Believe me, we all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss you come out here with your bright ass purple shirt, before that bright green shirt, bright orange shirt like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles?"
The Rock à John Cena

"Jerry Lawler has forgotten more about wrestling than the Miz has ever known."
CM Punk

"If anyone says you can't do something, if anyone says you can't live your dream... Believe them, because you can't."
The Miz

"William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3000 from him, that's all he ever did."
CM Punk à propos de la formation de Daniel Bryan

"I would RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. And then I'd RKO YOUR grandmother just to see the look on her face."
Randy Orton, à Sheamus

Virgil: - Ted, what are you going to do for protection?
Ted DiBiase, jetant un coup d'oeil à Maryse: - Go to the drugstore.

"Her teeth are going to be like the Ten Commendments after this match: all broken."
Alicia Fox, à propos d'Eve Torres

"Layla is not married. She deserves a good husband. I should marry her before she meets him."
Jerry Lawler

"If I suck, why would a Perry deli – the top Perry deli – name their top-selling sandwich after me? It's called the Swaggie. It smells like freedom."
Jack Swagger

"I realize how much of a starmaking performance I had in McGruber. The reviews have been off the charts. As a matter of fact, they are speaking of a possible early Oscar nomination."
Chris Jericho

"I'm sure your mom's uterus is awesome."
Vicki StElmo à Vladimir Kozlov

"If we were in your era, I'd put a Sharpshooter on you faster than you can put a pair of cheap sunglasses on an ugly kid."
The Miz, à Bret Hart.

"When I look at you I don't see fans. I don't even see people. I see money, money, money, money. Dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs. With some of you, a lot of dollar signs because I see a lot of fat people in the audience and I know you paid for two seats. Thank you very much!"
Batista à Raw.

"We are real women with the body that God created us with."
Mickie James, la femme aux implants mammaires en silicone qui explosent dans le ring.

Don Johnson: "This is a mistake!"
The Miz: "Mistake? No. Pink shirts and white suits, that is a mistake."

"One nation under Punk, undivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all!"
CM Punk

Michael Cole: "Our guest at ringside, Marisse. Welcome."
Maryse: "Oh my god, Michael Cole, you vintage nerd. You can't even say my name right. I should punish you and just give you my French kiss."

"If I see you in my match tonight, I'm gonna tear your intestins out and jump rope with it. And that's not all. I'm gonna take my two fingers, I'm gonna dig up your nosedrills and I'll rip your brain out. And I'm gonna put it in a newspaper and I'm gonna smash it against a window."
Mike Tyson à Hornswoggle

Ted DiBiase: "My movie, the Marine II, is superior to the original Marine."
Cody Rhodes: "Ted, my fifth grade graduation video is superior to the original Marine."

"I'm on Raw, you're on Smackdown... Long distance relationships don't work, Chris."
Big Show

Jerry Lawler, après une promo de Maryse où elle a qualifié Melina de "petite poupée": "Did she just say poupée? Do you know what that means in French?"
Michael Cole: "What?"
Jerry Lawler: "I... I can't say it!"

"I respect her. There are a lot of things that she does that I couldn't do, being the size that she is."
Michelle McCool à propos de Mickie James.

"We have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring."
Goldust, à propos des divas assemblées dans le ring pendant les Slammy Awards 2009.

"It was kind of like the 300 at the battle of Thermopylae, but with better abs".
John Morrison à propos de la fin de son match à Survivor Series, quand il s'est retrouvé à 1 contre 3.

"Hi, I'm John Morrison, and one time I drove my Lexus 700 miles on a tank full of my own urine."
John Morrison

"I always said if I could put my brain in Andrew’s body he’d be a 20-time world champ."
Edge à propos de Andrew "Test" Martin