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Full Metal DeMott

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If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!

Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

 

Décidément, Tough Enough inspire Orbaz. Non content de chroniquer le show une semaine sur deux, il a également commis, avant le début de l'émission, un premier CDCinéma sur le sujet. Alors que la première saison n'est pas encore terminée, il imagine déjà ce que sera la suivante. Le pire, c'est que ça l'air parfaitement crédible, cette affaire.

 

 

Bonjour! Je suis votre formateur! J'espère que nous allons bien nous entendre!

 

 

CDCinéma, épisode 21

 

 

Bill DeMott prend en main le casting de la saison 2, et cette fois-ci pas de novices, il faudra être sûr que tout le monde soit apte. Encore une fois, Bill nous démontre qu’il est totalement impartial et ne s’acharne jamais sur qui que ce soit… Jamais!


Attention, un membre de la Rédac s’est subtilement glissé dans le casting, sauras-tu le retrouver?

 

 

 

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Très ressemblant a bill, bien

Très ressemblant a bill, bien joué :D et bonne source d'inspiration pour le film qui est vachement bien.

Une bonne vidéo,

Une bonne vidéo, Orbazutalors! finalement, t'as ptete le talent pour devenir CdCiné-Réal'! ;)
Cependant, et je dis ça par expérience, évite de mettre en scène des histoires de show que personne regarde. (NXT redemption, TE, TNA...) dis toi que n'impore qui, y compris un mec lambada, qui ne fait pas parti du site encore moins un smart peut la regarder.
Mais les dialogues sont très bons! :D

Merci... Coffee

Avec ton pseudo, c'est plus dur les jeux de mots foireux :'(. Merci pour les compliments mais je fais ce que je veux. Si ma vidéo ne plait qu'à une partie de la populasse, eh bien que l'autre rattrape son retard et rit aux éclats. C'est juste que ce sujet m'a bien inspiré, TE étant tout de même assez suivi je pense et la réputation qu'à NXT Redemption sur ces pages suffit à elle même. Bon après, c'est sur que dans deux ans si on fait de la nostalgie, on va se dire, mais merde, qu'est ce que c'était NXT Redemption?
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Mais je vois que mes deux vidéos sont assez focalisés sur TE, la prochaine fois, je vais tenter un truc un peu plus mainstream.

Je suis pas très fan de la

Je suis pas très fan de la première partie, par contre, la synchro des sous titres avec les paroles pour Marine/Cena est assez drôle, bien vu ! :)

Content que tu l'es remarqué

J'ai eu du mal à coller mon texte dessus mais j'ai essayé de resté dans cette logique là. Il y a aussi de autres mots associés à des catcheurs. Mais je vous laisse trouver, c'est plus marrant ^^.

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bien joué Orby. J'avais deviné le film, mais je ne me doutais pas du tout que tu allais sortir de la fameuse séquence d'intro du sergent hartman. Pour cela, pour la cohérence, pour le texte. bravo.

Excellent!

Quand j'ai entendu parler pour la première fois de TE hosté par Stone Cold, je mettais dit : "ça peut être intéressant car Austin serait parfait dans un rôle de sergent instructeur comme celui de Full Metal Jacket".
Au final, c'est vrai que c'est plutôt Bill DeMott qui joue ce rôle de sergent la terreur. Du coup, la vidéo va très bien avec le personnage.
Par contre, imaginer Axl rejoindre la Cenation pour dégommer Orton... tu cherches à le provoquer c'est ça?

Moi? Provoquer? Jamais!

Sur le coup je pensais prendre Silver, mais je voyais bien plus Axl se faire engueuler par un sergent "dictateur" que Silver. Après je pense qu'Axl sait au plus profond de lui même qu'Orton doit être atomiser.
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Mea Culpa pour la phrase qui ne reste pas afficher assez longtemps lors du discours du sergent Bill DeMott, je viens de le voir :/

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