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Trophée CDC 2016, épisode 6

C’est le fait d’un chacal.

Rudyard Kipling, Le Livre de la Jungle

 

Tout semblait bien se goupiller pour nos pronostiqueurs au moment où Roman Reigns et Seth Rollins entraient en scène pour le main event. La plupart des matchs précédents avaient connu des résultats sans surprise et bon nombre d’entre nous se préparaient à glaner un point de plus, tant une victoire du chacal semblait improbable. C’est là que, une fois de plus, l’Architraître nous a archi-eus.

 

 

Il n’a pas pavoisé longtemps, certes, mais ça ne change rien pour nous.

 

 

Résultats des pronostics sur Money in the Bank

 

 

19,44% seulement des votants avaient annoncé que Seth le chacal remettrait la main sur son titre ou, à tout le moins, sortirait vainqueur de son affrontement avec Celui qui Looks Strong. Chapeau à eux, et chapeau aussi aux 34,26% qui avaient senti que le duo heel Charlotte-Dana l’emporterait sur les gentilles Becky et Nattie. Les autres confrontations de la soirée étaient moins compliquées à prévoir : dans le match à quatre équipes, 50% des voix se sont justement portées sur les champions New Day (contre 37.96 % pour le Club et quelques miettes pour les deux autres duos); l’autre grand combat collectif, celui qui a donné son nom au ppv, ne fut pas spécialement surprenant non plus puisque 52,78% des votants ont apporté leurs suffrages à Dean Ambrose (34,26% pour Owens, 4,63% pour Cesaro et Zayn, 1,85% pour Jericho et 0,93% pour Del Rio et l’option nul ou autre). Les victoires de Styles sur Cena, de Crews sur Sheamus et de Corbin sur Ziggler étaient encore plus attendues (respectivement 63,89%, 68,52% et 75,93% de bonnes réponses), la palme de l’évidence revenant à l’US Title Match (97,2%, rien que ça, pour Rusev face à O’Neil).

 

 

97,2% ça bon score, pareil que Todor Jivkov à grande époque!

 

 

 

Résultats de la session

 

1ers : 7 points

El Guzo, Feud me more, SinBotch

 

 

- Dis-moi, El Guzo, pourquoi Feud me More ne veut pas être avec nous sur la photo?

- Il a dit qu’il voulait pas s’afficher avec deux losers comme nous, paraît qu’il se réserve pour la photo du classement général.

- Ah le bâtard!

 

 

4èmes : 6 points

alexis5215, badkarma76, Bastoune, Calikrillimero, Chauff, Didi, guena76, krix, LordKadarsha, Papy, Saddam Usain Bolt, Seifer, thephenomenal, TjsEnKaval, VinZ, Yerem

 

 

Ce moment touchant où Chauff a cru qu’il allait gagner la journée.

 

 

20èmes : 5 points

AJ 37, Akabane, arkadir, Axl, bb.Lu, bdc gasoil, bidoune, BigBro, Black Bolt, Cactus, Ceo, Coolskin, coy, Damiou, Dexter I-T, dwk37, Efeimh, Ezekiel 25 verset 10, Faust, Fwine, Goatface, Gwiny, ikul, Joelson, Jota-B, Jyskal, Loki, myker059, NagNag, Nonodramas, Oli, Oum, Pegajsus, Pipebomb64, ReedO, Ringseid, Scykhe, seb nukem, Shaguar, ShiningWizardOfSexy, Showtime, sourcil, Tediz, TheTibo, Vincios, Wrestle76, Wrestlemaniac, y2n

 

 

Si près d’un bon score! Akabane, bb.Lu et ShiningWizardOfSexy s’en arrachent les cheveux.

 

 

68èmes : 4 points

2Words4Ya, abincrotalor, Akashrine, AlexMinot, antonihuy, C2J, Chargers, Cousin, DjRidoo, FalkoTonio, Frenchy21, Goldusty Rhodes, Hadez, kevin, Krall, Linky439, NockNock, RainMakeR, rimrim7, Sydal, The Butchers, TripleKflow, Woodoofunk

 

 

- Haha vous êtes tous des médiocres.

- T’as fait le même score que nous, DjRidoo...

- Peut-être. Mais moi, j’ai un blaze qui déchire.

 

 

91èmes : 3 points

Big Botch Man, bougorom, Casou, Corwin, darkvador38, Marc Raquheel, mrcoffeeinthebank, Norbert de la Rivière, Obscurisis2.0, Pindusa, Rapha-Hell, UNIC, WhyToJay

 

 

M’en fous, je suis mrcoffeeinthebank.

 

 

 

104èmes : 2 points

gulaf, Mister Ouviton, Planteur, Sangliyeah, The Rock and Rollins

 

 

- Dis Planteur, on va voir les résultats de la session?

- Est-ce bien nécessaire, gulaf?

 

 

 

Classement général après six sessions

 

1er : 35 points

Feud me more

 

2èmes : 34 points

alexis5215, Pegajsus, VinZ

 

5ème : 33 points

Gwiny

 

6èmes : 32 points

AJ 37, Dexter I-T, Jyskal, LordKadarsha

 

10èmes : 31 points

bdc gasoil, Chauff, Hadez, RainMakeR

 

14èmes : 30 points

Calikrillimero, DjRidoo, Goatface, ikul, Joelson

 

19èmes : 29 points

kevin, Rapha-Hell, seb nukem, TheTibo, Vincios, Yerem

 

25èmes : 28 points

Akabane, Casou, Coolskin, Corwin, FalkoTonio, krix, Shaguar, SinBotch

 

33èmes : 27 points

Axl, coy, darkvador38, Fwine, Linky439, Loki, NagNag, Norbert de la Rivière, Oli, Sydal

 

43èmes : 26 points

antonihuy, badkarma76, Bourock, Nonodramas, Seifer, sourcil, thephenomenal, Wrestlemaniac

 

51èmes : 25 points

Big Botch Man, Chargers, Didi, Faust, Goldusty Rhodes, gulaf, jojolapinou, Obscurisis2.0, Scykhe, Showtime

 

61èmes : 24 points

Bastoune, bidoune, Black Bolt, bobo, C2J, Jota-B, Mammouth, The Butchers

 

69èmes : 23 points

anonymelb, aracytine, Cousin, myker059, Oum, The Rock and Rollins, Wrestle76, y2n

 

77èmes : 22 points

2Words4Ya, abincrotalor, BigBro, Damiou, El Guzo, Ezekiel 25 verset 10, Fishiguchi, Gwen, Mister Ouviton, ReedO, TjsEnKaval, UNIC, Woodoofunk

 

90èmes : 21 points

Frenchy21, guena76, Krall, Little-Goomba, Papy, Pipebomb64, rimrim7, Sangliyeah, ShiningWizardOfSexy, Tediz, WhyToJay

 

101èmes : 20 points

bb.Lu, bougorom, genmabourne, tololhardy

 

105èmes : 19 points

iloufilm_du_catch, Leno, mrcoffeeinthebank, Ringseid

 

109èmes : 18 points

Cactus, Gaucho, NockNock

 

112èmes : 17 points

aurel3912, Darkyz, jericho_chain, jpmilou, TripleKflow

 

117èmes : 16 points

Kovax, Marc Raquheel

 

119èmes : 15 points

arkadir, Major Tom, Pindusa, Planteur, Sylphie

 

124èmes : 14 points

Akashrine, dwk37, fabien, Le Jobber, lecharentais, SuperCena

 

130èmes : 13 points

AlexMinot, Ceo, Saddam Usain Bolt

 

133ème : 12 points

wataru

 

134èmes : 11 points

Efeimh, FlamingoFlash, harry81, vince-d

 

138èmes : 10 points

Sita, Soma

 

140ème : 9 points

qigonjin

 

141èmes : 8 points

iPee, Jeffke, Myjasu, R-Val

 

145ème : 7 points

Skylaren

 

146ème : 6 points

Lono

 

147èmes : 5 points

Ted et Bill assis, Teplitz, totoboy

 

150ème : 4 points

Aquarius

 

151ème : 3 points

hewik

 

152èmes : 2 points

lebowski, She Mamuse

 

154ème : 1 points

Enigmatik04

 

 

Feud me more ne connaît ni le doute, ni le remords. Il ne connaît que la domination.

 

 

Vainqueurs de sessions et leaders au général

 

Royal Rumble : anonymelb, Pegajsus, 6 points sur 6 possibles

 

Fastlane :  The Butchers, The Rock and Rollins, 7 points sur 7 possibles

(leader : Pegajsus)

 

Wrestlemania : alexis5215, DjRidoo, Feud me more, Gwiny, Hadez, jojolapinou, Little-Goomba, RainMakeR, VinZ, 7 points sur 11 possibles

(leaders : Feud me more, Gwiny, Hadez, Pegajsus, VinZ)

 

Payback : Feud me more, Gwiny, Kovax, Pindusa, 6 points sur 7 possibles

(leaders : Feud me more, Gwiny)

 

Extreme Rules : AJ 37, alexis5215, Bourock, Calikrillimero, Casou, Chargers, Corwin, Dexter I-T, DjRidoo, Faust, Goatface, Joelson, jojolapinou, Jyskal, Major Tom, Pegajsus, RainMakeR, Rapha-Hell, Shaguar, Skylaren, Vincios, 7 points sur 7

(leader : Pegajsus)

 

Money in the Bank : El Guzo, Feud me more, SinBotch, 7 points sur 8

(leader : Feud me more)

 

 

 

En cas de contestation...

 

 

Se plaindre d’un ref bump.

Rah oui!

Enfin seul en haut de la montagne!
Ça vous dit qu'on arrête là? Hein? Plize?

Je lacherais rien.

Jamais.
Rien.
Never give up.
Believe that.
All you have to do is believe in the Krield.

Mais...

... comment je me suis démerdé pour faire seulement 3 ?? O_o

Le chassé-croisé pour le leadership continue

En ce qui me concerne je remonte doucement du fond du classement vers...le milieu du classement. Prochaine étape : top tier !
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C'est frustrant de passer pas loin du perfect et de la victoire sur la session (pourquoi j'ai mis Reigns vainqueur, pourquoi ! ) plusieurs fois d'affilé quand même.

snif

que 4 :(

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AJ Lee, à Raw, s'adressant à Jerry Lawler

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Bad Influence

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Jerry Lawler, après le segment où Mae Young a accouché d'Hornswoggle.

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Brock Lesnar

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Paul Heyman, sur Twitter

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Le Miz, Hell in a Cell

"Can you figure that? She's not able to get a date! I mean, even Natalya is able to get a date!"
Eve à propos de Layla

"I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
Damien Sandow, à DX.

"Apparently, giants can win the Super Bowl, but not matches at WrestleMania. You’re like ‘The Reverse Undertaker’. Who are you going to lose to this year? The boxer or the sumo wrestler?”"
Cody Rhodes au Big Show

"The Kliq is back, which is kind of ironic because "click" is the noise the audience's remote control makes every time Kevin Nash pops up on their TV screen."
CM Punk

"It's a conspiracy! C... O... N.... Spiracy!"
R-Truth

"I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
CM Punk

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John Cena, à R-Truth qui venait de qualifier le public de Raw de "Little Jimmies".

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Booker T., pendant un Title Match opposant le champion poids lourds Randy Orton à Sheamus.

"When I’m done with him, he’s gonna have barbecue sauce fueling out from his belly button like a geyser."
Michael Cole à propos de Jim Ross

"The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "can you smell what the Rock is cookin?"... all the way to "You can't see me"? You can't see me, what are you, playing peek-a-boo? Believe me, we all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss you come out here with your bright ass purple shirt, before that bright green shirt, bright orange shirt like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles?"
The Rock à John Cena

"Jerry Lawler has forgotten more about wrestling than the Miz has ever known."
CM Punk

"If anyone says you can't do something, if anyone says you can't live your dream... Believe them, because you can't."
The Miz

"William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3000 from him, that's all he ever did."
CM Punk à propos de la formation de Daniel Bryan

"I would RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. And then I'd RKO YOUR grandmother just to see the look on her face."
Randy Orton, à Sheamus

Virgil: - Ted, what are you going to do for protection?
Ted DiBiase, jetant un coup d'oeil à Maryse: - Go to the drugstore.

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Alicia Fox, à propos d'Eve Torres

"Layla is not married. She deserves a good husband. I should marry her before she meets him."
Jerry Lawler

"If I suck, why would a Perry deli – the top Perry deli – name their top-selling sandwich after me? It's called the Swaggie. It smells like freedom."
Jack Swagger

"I realize how much of a starmaking performance I had in McGruber. The reviews have been off the charts. As a matter of fact, they are speaking of a possible early Oscar nomination."
Chris Jericho

"I'm sure your mom's uterus is awesome."
Vicki StElmo à Vladimir Kozlov

"If we were in your era, I'd put a Sharpshooter on you faster than you can put a pair of cheap sunglasses on an ugly kid."
The Miz, à Bret Hart.

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Batista à Raw.

"We are real women with the body that God created us with."
Mickie James, la femme aux implants mammaires en silicone qui explosent dans le ring.

Don Johnson: "This is a mistake!"
The Miz: "Mistake? No. Pink shirts and white suits, that is a mistake."

"One nation under Punk, undivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all!"
CM Punk

Michael Cole: "Our guest at ringside, Marisse. Welcome."
Maryse: "Oh my god, Michael Cole, you vintage nerd. You can't even say my name right. I should punish you and just give you my French kiss."

"If I see you in my match tonight, I'm gonna tear your intestins out and jump rope with it. And that's not all. I'm gonna take my two fingers, I'm gonna dig up your nosedrills and I'll rip your brain out. And I'm gonna put it in a newspaper and I'm gonna smash it against a window."
Mike Tyson à Hornswoggle

Ted DiBiase: "My movie, the Marine II, is superior to the original Marine."
Cody Rhodes: "Ted, my fifth grade graduation video is superior to the original Marine."

"I'm on Raw, you're on Smackdown... Long distance relationships don't work, Chris."
Big Show

Jerry Lawler, après une promo de Maryse où elle a qualifié Melina de "petite poupée": "Did she just say poupée? Do you know what that means in French?"
Michael Cole: "What?"
Jerry Lawler: "I... I can't say it!"

"I respect her. There are a lot of things that she does that I couldn't do, being the size that she is."
Michelle McCool à propos de Mickie James.

"We have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring."
Goldust, à propos des divas assemblées dans le ring pendant les Slammy Awards 2009.

"It was kind of like the 300 at the battle of Thermopylae, but with better abs".
John Morrison à propos de la fin de son match à Survivor Series, quand il s'est retrouvé à 1 contre 3.

"Hi, I'm John Morrison, and one time I drove my Lexus 700 miles on a tank full of my own urine."
John Morrison

"I always said if I could put my brain in Andrew’s body he’d be a 20-time world champ."
Edge à propos de Andrew "Test" Martin