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Trophée CDC 2017, épisode 15

De nos jours, on survit à tout sauf à la mort.

Oscar Wilde

 

Avez-vous compté parmi les survivants de cette session plutôt jouable ? Probablement pas.

 

 

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stayin alive...

 

 

Résultats des pronostics sur Survivor Series

 

 

Ils sont cinq à avoir atteint la perfection, et il convient de les féliciter chaudement, mais pas trop : deux matchs sur huit seulement ont été correctement pronostiqués par moins de la moitié des joueurs (39,51% pour l’équipe masculine de Raw, et 37,04% pour Baron Corbin contre le Miz dans le duel des ceintures secondaires), un autre s’est joué à rien (50,62% pour les Usos contre Cesaro et Sheamus), le reste était easy : 71,6% pour l’équipe féminine du show rouge, 76,54% pour Enzo contre Kalisto, 79,01% pour Brock face à AJ, 90,12% pour Charlotte contre Alexa et carrément 95,06% pour le Shield contre le New Day.

 

 

En même temps, on savait tous que les New Day allaient bêtement dilapider leur potion magique avant le combat.

 

 

Classement sur la session

 

1ers : 8 points

alexis5215, Damiou, fabien, Pegajsus, Ringseid

 

 

Dans la légende.

 

 

6èmes : 7 points

Akabane, Black Bolt, Efeimh, Pride, stephyx, Wrestlemaniac

 

 

- Hé Wrestlemaniac, tu sais pourquoi on m’appelle Black Bolt?

- Parce que tu parles jamais?

- Non! Parce que j’ai une ceinture noire!

- Mais ceinture, c’est Belt, pas Bolt.

- Ah? Ben alors ça doit être parce que je parle jamais, effectivement.

 

 

12èmes : 6 points

AJ 37, arkadir, aurel3912, Bourock, Chargers, Chauff, Coolskin, Corwin, Cousin, Dexter I-T, DosCaras51, FalkoTonio, Feud me more, Goatface, Joelson, jojolapinou, Jyskal, Khogan, Leno, Linky439, LordKadarsha, Manwë, Marc Raquheel, Rapha-Hell, Showtime, Ted et Bill assis, The Butchers, TheTibo, tololhardy, Vincios, VinZ, Woodoofunk, Yerem

 

 

Il est sympa Feud me more, il fait encore mine de s’inquiéter de la menace que représentent FalkoTonio et Chargers.

 

 

45èmes : 5 points

antonihuy, Axl, badkarma76, bdc gasoil, bobo, Casou, El Guzo, Gaucho, Hadez, harry81, Krall, krix, rimrim7, seb nukem, Seifer, Shaguar, thephenomenal, TripleKflow, UNIC

 

 

- REGARDE THEPHENOMENAL JE CROIS QUE J’AI MARCHÉ DANS UNE GROSSE MERDE.

- Heu, non badkarma, il me semble que...

- SI! ET CETTE MERDE, C’EST TOI! HAHAHAHA!

 

 

64èmes : 4 points

darkvador38, Galuf von Difool, guena76, jericho_chain, Kovax, lametriec, Mammouth, Norbert de la Rivière, Pindusa, RainMakeR, Tediz

 

 

- Eh darkvador38! Moi je suis guena76, et 76 c’est deux fois 38, donc je suis deux fois meilleur que toi!

- Sauf quoi moi, je suis Mammouth.

- Oh merde.

 

 

75èmes : 3 points

coy, Dr Hiatus, FlamingoFlash, iloufilm_du_catch, lecharentais

 

 

- Loser! T’as fait un score aussi merdique que moi!

- Je ne le conteste pas, FlamingoFlash.

- Alors pourquoi tu souris comme un teubé?

- Parce que je suis CHARENTAIS.

 

 

80ème : 2 points

NagNag

 

- On va gagner, Nag?

- Non, Nag.

- Mais on parlera de nous après le ppv, Nag?

- Oui, Nag.

- Cool, Nag!

 

 

81ème : 1 points

genmabourne

 

 

La survie, c’est pour les faibles.

 

 

 

Classement après 15 sessions

 

1er : 67 points

Feud me more

 

2èmes : 66 points

Chargers, FalkoTonio

 

4ème : 64 points

TheTibo

 

5èmes : 63 points

Jyskal, VinZ

 

7èmes : 62 points

Chauff, DosCaras51, Joelson, Krall, LordKadarsha

 

12èmes : 61 points

alexis5215, Pegajsus

 

14èmes : 60 points

Damiou, Goatface, Khogan, Ted et Bill assis

 

18èmes : 59 points

AJ 37, Coolskin, darkvador38

 

21èmes : 58 points

Akabane, Yerem

 

23èmes : 57 points

jojolapinou, krix, Ringseid, Showtime, TripleKflow, Wrestlemaniac

 

29èmes : 56 points

gulaf, Leno, Marc Raquheel, Norbert de la Rivière

 

33èmes : 55 points

antonihuy, Axl, Cactus, Casou, Linky439, rimrim7, TjsEnKaval

 

40èmes : 54 points

Efeimh, fabien, Tediz

 

43èmes : 53 points

Cousin, coy, Kovax, Papy, thephenomenal

 

48èmes : 52 points

aurel3912, Corwin, Didi, Hadez, Pindusa, Rapha-Hell, Seifer, tololhardy

 

56èmes : 51 points

badkarma76, Sydal

 

58èmes : 50 points

Bourock, Oli, RainMakeR

 

61èmes : 49 points

Black Bolt, El Guzo, stephyx, The Butchers, Vincios

 

66èmes : 48 points

Dexter I-T, jericho_chain, NagNag, Pride

 

70èmes : 47 points

bobo, Frenchy21, harry81

 

73èmes : 46 points

FlamingoFlash, UNIC

 

75èmes : 45 points

genmabourne, guena76, lecharentais, seb nukem

 

79èmes : 44 points

AlexMinot, Mammouth, Shaguar

 

82èmes : 41 points

arkadir, Manwë

 

84èmes : 39 points

bdc gasoil, Wrestle76

 

86èmes : 38 points

Faust, Little-Goomba

 

88èmes : 37 points

Galuf von Difool, Planteur, Teplitz

 

91ème : 34 points

iloufilm_du_catch

 

92ème : 33 points

WhyToJay

 

93èmes : 29 points

Saddam Usain Bolt, ThaCreep

 

95ème : 28 points

Dr Hiatus

 

96èmes : 27 points

Ceo, jpmilou, Woodoofunk

 

99èmes : 26 points

Atlus, DjRidoo

 

101ème : 24 points

Gwen

 

102èmes : 23 points

kevin, Oum

 

104èmes : 22 points

abincrotalor, mrcoffeeinthebank, Nonodramas

 

107ème : 20 points

Gaucho

 

108ème : 18 points

y2n

 

109ème : 17 points

Soma

 

110èmes : 16 points

Myjasu, myker059

 

112èmes : 14 points

bidoune, Ezekiel 25 verset 10

 

114ème : 13 points

Bastoune

 

115èmes : 11 points

ShiningWizardOfSexy

 

116èmes : 10 points

Mister Ouviton

 

117èmes : 9 points

Pipebomb64

 

118èmes : 8 points

Akashrine, Loki, Skylaren

 

121èmes : 7 points

Fishiguchi, ikul, ReedO, Scykhe

 

126ème : 5 points

Goldusty Rhodes

 

127èmes : 4 points

anonymelb, Darkyz, lametriec, qigonjin, Sangliyeah

 

132èmes : 3 points

Fwine, Triple ben

 

134ème : 2 points

Jeffke

 

 

Vainqueurs de session et leaders au général

 

Royal Rumble : Chargers, Krall, Ted et Bill assis, 9 points sur 9

 

Elimination Chamber : Chauff, FalkoTonio, Manwë, Showtime, Ted et Bill assis, TripleKflow, 6 points sur 7

(leader au général : Ted et Bill assis)

 

Fastlane : coy, Goatface, Khogan, Mammouth, Oli, Pipebomb64, rimrim7, Sydal, thephenomenal, UNIC, 7 points sur 8

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio, Krall)

 

WrestleMania : AJ 37, alexis5215, Chargers, Chauff, Dexter I-T, DosCaras51, FalkoTonio, Jyskal, UNIC, VinZ, Wrestlemaniac, 10 points sur 13

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Payback : Akabane, Chargers, Jyskal, Krall, 7 points sur 8

(leader au général : Chargers)

 

Backlash : Feud me more, Goatface, 8 points sur 8

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Extreme Rules : darkvador38, LordKadarsha, TheTibo, TjsEnKaval, TripleKflow, 6 points sur 6

(leader au général : Chargers)

 

Money in the Bank : Cousin, Khogan, Papy, TjsEnKaval, Vincios, 6 points sur 6

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Great Balls of Fire : AJ 37, antonihuy, aurel3912, Chargers, darkvador38, DosCaras51, FalkoTonio, Feud me more, Joelson, LordKadarsha, Manwë, Showtime, Yerem, 7 points sur 8

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio)

 

Battleground : antonihuy, coy, FlamingoFlash, Joelson, jojolapinou, Marc Raquheel, 5 points sur 7

(leader au général : FalkoTonio)

 

Summerslam :  Efeimh, rimrim7, seb nukem, Tediz, 9 points sur 13

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio, Feud me more)

 

No Mercy : bobo, Corwin, Damiou, fabien, Khogan, Little-Goomba, LordKadarsha, Norbert de la Rivière, Papy, Pride, The Butchers, TheTibo, WhyToJay, 6 points sur 7

(leaders au général : Chargers, FalkoTonio, Feud me more)

 

Hell in a Cell : Axl, Didi, Feud me more, Jyskal, Papy, VinZ, Yerem, 7 points sur 8

(leader au général : Feud me more)

 

TLC : AJ 37, badkarma76, FalkoTonio, Galuf von Difool, gulaf, Hadez, krix, Showtime, TheTibo, VinZ, 6 points sur 6

(leader au général : Feud me more)

 

Survivor Series : alexis5215, Damiou, fabien, Pegajsus, Ringseid, 8 points sur 8

(leader au général : Feud me more)

 

 

Feud me more demands better competition.

 

Feud of the year

Même score que Jyskal ... je garde espoir ...

mon perfect annuel

la vignette "La survie, c’est pour les faibles." faut en faire un t-shirt les gars !

Je suis aux anges :) Non

Je suis aux anges :) Non seulement j'ai pris un point d'avance sur mon rival RainMakeR mais en plus j'ai le droit à une vignette avec le meilleur catcheur WWE du moment :) (même s'il est dans une mauvaise posture ^^"). Ne manque que la cerise sur le gâteau, à savoir le perfect, mais je savais que je ne l'aurais pas à cause du match à Elimination des filles (je savais que Raw allait gagner mais mon coeur m'a fait voter pour Becky).

Oh purée

2 petits points... après un oubli sur le ppv précédent, j'crois que c'est foutu ^^

ne pas craquer dans la dernière ligne droite

ne pas craquer dans la dernière ligne droite...ne pas craquer dans la dernière ligne droite...ne pas craquer dans la dernière ligne droite...

Damn !!!

Ça va être très tendu cette histoire... Mais je me battrai jusqu'au bout !

Sacré moyenne de points

Y'aura quoiqu'il arrive un beau podium qui flirtera avec les 7 pts/ppv de moyenne!!

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Quotes of the Cahiers

"I'm gonna leave him in a pile of blood, and urine and vomit."
Brock Lesnar à propos de John Cena

"At 9 am Eastern time tomorrow, the WWE Network goes live. But the problem is you’re all gonna be so overwhelmed by the incredible content available, you won’t be able to turn it off. Adults will lose their jobs and kids will be expelled from schools for lack of attendance. In fact, you’re gonna be so mesmerized by the incredible content of the WWE Network that you won’t even have time to remove the garbage from your houses. Your places are gonna start to stink, rats will move in, and they’re gonna look like bigger pigsties than they already do. Ultimately, the government is gonna come along and condemn your homes and you will all be left homeless defending yourself on the street. Thank you very much."
Bad News Barrett

"He’s twisting him so much his twin brother is getting dizzy !"
JBL commentant un Giant Swing d'Antonio Cesaro sur l'un des frères Uso.

"I think I'm a little too old for you Jerry. I'm 26, I know you like them younger."
AJ Lee, à Raw, s'adressant à Jerry Lawler

"It looks like James Storm has had more partners than Taylor Swift lately, he should probably get tested"
Bad Influence

"Having watched that… I regret the doctors in Canada saving my life.”
Jerry Lawler, après le segment où Mae Young a accouché d'Hornswoggle.

"What's running through John Cena's mind? I don't give a crap what's running through his mind. What's more important is what's running down his leg."
Brock Lesnar

"Yes. Stop sending dumb tweets like this one. RT: @Kid_Antrim Any advice for me?"
Paul Heyman, sur Twitter

"With Kofi Kingston as the Intercontinental Champion, the bar has been lowered. And when the bar’s been lowered, mediocrity becomes acceptable. And when mediocrity becomes acceptable, society crumbles. And when society crumbles, civilization will end as we know it.”
Le Miz, Hell in a Cell

"Can you figure that? She's not able to get a date! I mean, even Natalya is able to get a date!"
Eve à propos de Layla

"I understand that you barbaric buffoons could easily eviscerate me and dispose of me like common trash. However, if you do so, I will not be a victim. I will be a martyr. A martyr for anyone who appreciates a sophisticated mind."
Damien Sandow, à DX.

"Apparently, giants can win the Super Bowl, but not matches at WrestleMania. You’re like ‘The Reverse Undertaker’. Who are you going to lose to this year? The boxer or the sumo wrestler?”"
Cody Rhodes au Big Show

"The Kliq is back, which is kind of ironic because "click" is the noise the audience's remote control makes every time Kevin Nash pops up on their TV screen."
CM Punk

"It's a conspiracy! C... O... N.... Spiracy!"
R-Truth

"I understand that... that Vince McMahon's gonna make money despite himself... he's a millionaire who should be a billionaire... you know why he's not a billionaire? It's because he surrounds himself with glad-handing nonsensical yes-men like John Laurinaitis, who's gonna tell him everything he wants to hear... and I'd like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince McMahon is dead, but the fact is it's gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family."
CM Punk

"These people are not Jimmies. They are the greatest fans in the world!"
John Cena, à R-Truth qui venait de qualifier le public de Raw de "Little Jimmies".

"Can you imagine if Sheamus wins this thing? I mean, the international ramifications, I mean the buyrate, I’m talking about the demographic change and everything? If Sheamus wins this match, it will be huge, not only for him but for the Smackdown brand."
Booker T., pendant un Title Match opposant le champion poids lourds Randy Orton à Sheamus.

"When I’m done with him, he’s gonna have barbecue sauce fueling out from his belly button like a geyser."
Michael Cole à propos de Jim Ross

"The WWE has gone from the powerful "Austin 3:16" to the dominant and iconic "can you smell what the Rock is cookin?"... all the way to "You can't see me"? You can't see me, what are you, playing peek-a-boo? Believe me, we all can see you. A blindfolded, sleeping, stuck in the basement Stevie Wonder can see your monkey ass. How in the hell do you think we can miss you come out here with your bright ass purple shirt, before that bright green shirt, bright orange shirt like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles?"
The Rock à John Cena

"Jerry Lawler has forgotten more about wrestling than the Miz has ever known."
CM Punk

"If anyone says you can't do something, if anyone says you can't live your dream... Believe them, because you can't."
The Miz

"William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3000 from him, that's all he ever did."
CM Punk à propos de la formation de Daniel Bryan

"I would RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. And then I'd RKO YOUR grandmother just to see the look on her face."
Randy Orton, à Sheamus

Virgil: - Ted, what are you going to do for protection?
Ted DiBiase, jetant un coup d'oeil à Maryse: - Go to the drugstore.

"Her teeth are going to be like the Ten Commendments after this match: all broken."
Alicia Fox, à propos d'Eve Torres

"Layla is not married. She deserves a good husband. I should marry her before she meets him."
Jerry Lawler

"If I suck, why would a Perry deli – the top Perry deli – name their top-selling sandwich after me? It's called the Swaggie. It smells like freedom."
Jack Swagger

"I realize how much of a starmaking performance I had in McGruber. The reviews have been off the charts. As a matter of fact, they are speaking of a possible early Oscar nomination."
Chris Jericho

"I'm sure your mom's uterus is awesome."
Vicki StElmo à Vladimir Kozlov

"If we were in your era, I'd put a Sharpshooter on you faster than you can put a pair of cheap sunglasses on an ugly kid."
The Miz, à Bret Hart.

"When I look at you I don't see fans. I don't even see people. I see money, money, money, money. Dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs, dollar signs. With some of you, a lot of dollar signs because I see a lot of fat people in the audience and I know you paid for two seats. Thank you very much!"
Batista à Raw.

"We are real women with the body that God created us with."
Mickie James, la femme aux implants mammaires en silicone qui explosent dans le ring.

Don Johnson: "This is a mistake!"
The Miz: "Mistake? No. Pink shirts and white suits, that is a mistake."

"One nation under Punk, undivisible, with integrity and sobriety for all!"
CM Punk

Michael Cole: "Our guest at ringside, Marisse. Welcome."
Maryse: "Oh my god, Michael Cole, you vintage nerd. You can't even say my name right. I should punish you and just give you my French kiss."

"If I see you in my match tonight, I'm gonna tear your intestins out and jump rope with it. And that's not all. I'm gonna take my two fingers, I'm gonna dig up your nosedrills and I'll rip your brain out. And I'm gonna put it in a newspaper and I'm gonna smash it against a window."
Mike Tyson à Hornswoggle

Ted DiBiase: "My movie, the Marine II, is superior to the original Marine."
Cody Rhodes: "Ted, my fifth grade graduation video is superior to the original Marine."

"I'm on Raw, you're on Smackdown... Long distance relationships don't work, Chris."
Big Show

Jerry Lawler, après une promo de Maryse où elle a qualifié Melina de "petite poupée": "Did she just say poupée? Do you know what that means in French?"
Michael Cole: "What?"
Jerry Lawler: "I... I can't say it!"

"I respect her. There are a lot of things that she does that I couldn't do, being the size that she is."
Michelle McCool à propos de Mickie James.

"We have MVP on the stage, and PMS in the ring."
Goldust, à propos des divas assemblées dans le ring pendant les Slammy Awards 2009.

"It was kind of like the 300 at the battle of Thermopylae, but with better abs".
John Morrison à propos de la fin de son match à Survivor Series, quand il s'est retrouvé à 1 contre 3.

"Hi, I'm John Morrison, and one time I drove my Lexus 700 miles on a tank full of my own urine."
John Morrison

"I always said if I could put my brain in Andrew’s body he’d be a 20-time world champ."
Edge à propos de Andrew "Test" Martin